The London Loo Tour

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The London Loo Tour

Exclusions apply: All tours must be booked at least 12 hours in advance and are subject to availability.

Advance booking only 

It’s Not the Bog-Standard London Experience! Prepare to be immersed (metaphorically, that is!) in a world where the humble toilet becomes a portal to explore history, anthropology, art, architecture, identity, and of course, our sense of humour.

It’s the perfect day out for anyone who likes to dive a bit deeper… lifelong Londoners and first time visitors alike! One thing is for sure: you may never think about a simple visit to the lavatory the same way again!

From the earliest latrines through to the future of flushing your guide will take you on a whirlwind tour through the history of Britain’s public toilets, with plenty of interesting sights and practical tips along the way. You’ll answer all the questions you never knew you had…

How did the Romans wipe their bottoms? Was there really a man named Thomas Crapper? How long will you spend in the smallest room in a lifetime? And why do we even call it a loo?

So, given that you will probably spend around 240 days on the toilet in your life time, it’s only reasonable to spend 90 minutes plunging into the bowels of our shared history!

Offer expiry date

Thursday, 31 December 2026

Disabled info

Please check website for details.

Location

Opening times

OFFER TIMES:

Closed 25 - 26 December.

Tour times may vary. Please check website for details.


Telephone

07377 995693

ATOC voucher type

NoVoucher

Terms and conditions

National Rail 2FOR1 Terms & Conditions
  1. Only two persons allowed per voucher, unless offer states otherwise. Please print out as many of the vouchers that you require for your party size.
  2. You must produce two valid National Rail tickets as evidence of travelling by train to London or to the attraction destination - most train tickets display the or   symbol. National Rail issued tickets include Off-Peak, Super Off-Peak, Travelcard, Advance, Anytime and Season Tickets. *
  3. London Underground issued tickets (including Travelcards) and Heathrow Express are NOT valid and will not be accepted at any attraction.
  4. Oyster Cards are NOT accepted (including Travelcard on Oyster).
  5. For E-Daytrain tickets please present your phone message and supporting printed ticket. You will also be asked to produce photo ID.
  6. Offers are valid until 31 December 2024 unless otherwise stated.
  7. Amended or defaced vouchers will not be accepted.
  8. Acceptance of this voucher is strictly subject to the establishment's own terms & conditions and deemed accepted on admission.
  9. Prices are subject to change without notice.
  10. Offers may be withdrawn or subject to change without notice.
  11. Exchange or sale of this voucher is prohibited. Not for resale. Voucher value 0.0001p.
  12. Special terms & conditions may apply and will be stated clearly within this website.
  13. Offer valid on full price adult tickets only. An adult is 16 years or over.
  14. In the event of a full price and concessionary admission ticket being purchased together, the higher price ticket must be paid for.
  15. The voucher must be used at the time of purchase and is not valid for any pre-booked tickets (unless specified otherwise).
  16. The voucher cannot be used with any other promotion, offer, individual or group discount.

The information you are supplying will be sorted electronically.

* If you are making a one way journey or your ticket is valid for one day, you can use your National Rail tickets to get the offer with this voucher only on the day of travel.

If you are making a return journey, you can use your National Rail tickets to get the offer with this voucher any day on or between your outward and return journeys. For example, if you arrived on Thursday and will return on Sunday, your tickets will be considered valid for offers on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 

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London Waterloo